what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that
everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment
they ruin it
because they’re assholes
I couldnt quite put my finger on why I like them so much…. but this is it. this is why I love them.
oh hey i’m having another one of those moments where its really hard to breath/feel nauseous/why cant I just suck this up and deal with life.
how about that.
more like how about no.
drax discovering that gamora is not, in fact, a sex worker. drax apologizing deeply for calling her “whore.” drax going on to hurriedly explain that on his world, sex workers are revered, highly respected, and trained in multiple martial arts. drax…